New shape who dis? Meet the perfect board for boozin' and cruisin'. It's like Uber for people who hate bar hopping on their feet like peasants. Made with 7ply American maple and weighing in at 30.5"x 8" 69oz. The Boozer Cruiser 2.0 is perfect for beach cruises with the nińos, hasty exfils during the walk of shame, and anything else you gangsters can come up with. Skate and Slay.